After a freak helicopter accident stresses everyone for three pages “Oh No! what could be happening?!” and Ana being scared/jealous of the cutegirl help being scared too, Grey miraculously appears, unharmed.

Oh Christian we were all so worried and shall now shower you with affection. What? People care about me? I never knew. Aside from you all being my family and always showering me with affection and love ALL THE TIME.

Ana totes agrees to marry him, he get shmoopy about it all and end book with Ana’s crazy boss [ he tried to blackmail her, Grey fired him/got him beat up] plotting a “I’ll get you next time Gadget”-esque revenge.

“Ugggh, twas only the sheer luck of it that saved your copter Grey, curses!!” Shakes drunken angry fist at the air.

Fast forward to the two of them galavanting around Europe and Ana getting to go everywhere/see everything she ever wanted.

Oh yeah, so they got married. That happened. You want elaboration? She had pink and white roses in her bouquet. That was it. Oh yeah, and dress pooling at her feet. Guess what? He’s wearing a silver [or GREY] waistcoat.

Cut to: Yacht in the Mediterranean, off the coast of France [f*** France]. Fancy drinks, baubles that cost more than my car.

Hey, it’s a Honda and she is in good condition folks.

sigh.

Ana, in a  moment of defiance, decides to lay down and untie her bathing suit top. Ah! Grey has said he doesn’t want  her exposing herself at all. So ha! untie the top it is. Then fall asleep and roll over. Oops!

She flashes everyone! Oh no! Ana still isn’t used to the paparazzi and Grey [predictably] flips the BLEEP out.

Roaring! Ana! I shall yell at you like a hussy! And Ana, thou shalt feel ashamed of thy nakedness, don’t care.

Then again, predictably, they have naughty time on the boat because Ana hath done be so bad.

Voila.

She just had sex. On a Boat. Are you going for some kind of theme here Ana? Because I feel it coming on. Strong.